impractical goods for practical people var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-2177983-27"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @malau)http://malau.org/clientsfromhell: A chocolate coin company email’d me asking for a quote for a new website. I told...http://malau.org/post/445530687http://malau.org/post/445530687Sat, 13 Mar 2010 23:29:47 +0800<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz7weiJiOJ1qzihkso1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Please never ever ever ever never ever never ever ever never park here. Thank you (<a href="http://jonathanischwartz.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/img_0577.jpg?w=300&h=225" target="_blank">Via</a>).</p>http://malau.org/post/445223174http://malau.org/post/445223174Sat, 13 Mar 2010 19:11:06 +0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz7vdv3o8I1qzihkso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sorry We’re Open (via @<a href="http://flickr.com/photos/chrisbrogan" target="_blank">ChrisBrogan</a>)</p>http://malau.org/post/445200126http://malau.org/post/445200126Sat, 13 Mar 2010 18:49:07 +0800listening to "Coal Chamber - Sway": The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire… burn MF,...http://malau.org/post/443506355http://malau.org/post/443506355Sat, 13 Mar 2010 00:06:43 +0800<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz3yfv0ZU01qzihkso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Genius - <a href="http://8bitnyc.com/" target="_blank">8 Bit NYC</a></p>http://malau.org/post/440822504http://malau.org/post/440822504Thu, 11 Mar 2010 16:04:43 +0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz06hr0Tie1qzihkso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://joannecasey.blogspot.com/2010/01/sharp-nails.html" target="_blank">How to cut sharp nails</a>.</p>http://malau.org/post/436400639http://malau.org/post/436400639Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:08:15 +0800<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyz6gm0Ilt1qzihkso1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Via <a href="http://emberapp.com/boagworld/images/illustrator-artworks-showcase-10/" target="_blank">Ember</a>.</p>http://malau.org/post/434993423http://malau.org/post/434993423Tue, 09 Mar 2010 02:09:58 +0800<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyz3umM0Tv1qz8q0ho1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://staff.tumblr.com/post/434982975/a-billion-hits" target="_blank">staff</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Has it been three years already?!</b></p> <p>February was a month of big milestones for us, possibly the most exciting of which was that you guys viewed Tumblr more than a BILLION times. That’s 36 million times a day, 25,000 times a minute, and more than 400 times a second!</p> <p>To say thank you, we have some beautiful, free, and <i>awesome</i> features we’ll be pushing this week.</p> <p>And <a href="http://www.twitter.com/tumblr" target="_blank">follow us on Twitter</a> for some special news.</p> <p>Thank you!!</p> </blockquote>http://malau.org/post/434990806http://malau.org/post/434990806Tue, 09 Mar 2010 02:07:59 +0800<object id="objectPlayer" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=8,0,0,0" width="400" height="343" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.garagetv.be/v/S5k!wUapp7BV2oONHOYgA0fA3kKn7cvwkWO59OBMBBswSNtey-igvNmRlbFFQLab-z/v.aspx" /><param name="quality" value="high" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed id="embedPlayer" bgcolor="#000000" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="343" src="http://www.garagetv.be/v/S5k!wUapp7BV2oONHOYgA0fA3kKn7cvwkWO59OBMBBswSNtey-igvNmRlbFFQLab-z/v.aspx" quality="high" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Logorama</p>http://malau.org/post/434886849http://malau.org/post/434886849Tue, 09 Mar 2010 00:47:50 +0800<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyx3359FDl1qzihkso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dummies for Dummies.</p>http://malau.org/post/432463809http://malau.org/post/432463809Sun, 07 Mar 2010 23:01:53 +0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyqm6lTjBx1qzxzwwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tumblr.hielmy.web.id/post/426456395" target="_blank">hielmy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tumblr.9gag.com/post/425404811/beggar-in-china" target="_blank">9gag</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://9gag.com/gag/19138" target="_blank">Beggar in China</a></p> </blockquote> <p>The most fashionable beggar… :P</p> </blockquote>http://malau.org/post/426654632http://malau.org/post/426654632Fri, 05 Mar 2010 03:26:03 +0800Yyoyoma!: Trololololololololololo Lyric: Open http://trololololololololololo.com & lets sing...http://malau.org/post/426007681http://malau.org/post/426007681Thu, 04 Mar 2010 18:13:55 +0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oavMtUWDBTM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oavMtUWDBTM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://notes.bellamybudiman.com/post/425907673/trololololololololololo" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">bellamybudiman</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://trololololololololololo.com/" target="_blank">Trololololololololololo!!!!!!</a></p></blockquote>http://malau.org/post/425910841http://malau.org/post/425910841Thu, 04 Mar 2010 16:28:41 +0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qybUFnY7Y8w&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qybUFnY7Y8w&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>OK Go - This Too Shall Pass</p>http://malau.org/post/424562856http://malau.org/post/424562856Thu, 04 Mar 2010 03:12:34 +0800<a href="http://memegenerator.net/">Meme Generator</a>http://malau.org/post/422407188http://malau.org/post/422407188Wed, 03 Mar 2010 02:47:04 +0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyo2yp64Ht1qzcihro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span class="tumblr_blog">LMAO! </span></p> <p><span class="tumblr_blog"> </span><a href="http://nyonyo.tumblr.com/post/422373674/roy-suryo-ngupil-di-tv-nasional-via-yyoyoma" target="_blank">nyonyo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Roy Suryo ngupil di TV nasional (via @<a href="http://twitter.com/yyoyoma" target="_blank">yyoyoma</a>)</p> </blockquote>http://malau.org/post/422405532http://malau.org/post/422405532Wed, 03 Mar 2010 02:45:50 +0800<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kymwduZbSm1qzcihro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://notes.bellamybudiman.com/post/421147932/the-origin-of-force-quit-via-nyonyo" target="_blank">bellamybudiman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The Origin of Force Quit - via <a href="http://nyonyo.tumblr.com/post/421143909/the-origin-of-force-quit" target="_blank">nyonyo</a></p> </blockquote>http://malau.org/post/421537779http://malau.org/post/421537779Tue, 02 Mar 2010 14:19:37 +0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0EjuEx95u3Y&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0EjuEx95u3Y&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Ted’s Birthday, the latest project from <a href="http://improveverywhere.com/2010/02/28/teds-birthday-2/" target="_blank">Improv Everywhere</a>, where 30 people throw a birthday party for a random stranger in a bar.</p>http://malau.org/post/421531613http://malau.org/post/421531613Tue, 02 Mar 2010 14:15:45 +0800<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9641036&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9641036&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=9641036&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>The State of The Internet (Visualization)</p>http://malau.org/post/421523182http://malau.org/post/421523182Tue, 02 Mar 2010 14:10:34 +0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UnD3Pij8YvM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UnD3Pij8YvM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>5000 Nude Australians on the Sydney Opera House</p>http://malau.org/post/421510117http://malau.org/post/421510117Tue, 02 Mar 2010 14:02:46 +0800